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Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company....

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....

Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...

Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....

Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!...

What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!...

So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barma...

Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!...

What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."...

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....

Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he....

Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....

Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...

Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...

Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!...

What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!...

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...

Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa....

Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on ...

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks...

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "W...

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...

He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neithe...

After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor ...

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife...

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old ...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...

Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Cover...

In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry about tax ret...

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more c...

01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is ...

OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable dist...

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...

One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over becaus...

Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy sai...

An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars a...

1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends?3) Great fart!...

Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good peop...

Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope ...

Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure....

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her.""But ...

Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?...