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39 hitsA man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he ...
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39 hitsA man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he ...
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31 hitsQ: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....
Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....
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54 hitsI have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did he....
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27 hitsQ: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!...
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39 hitsWhat do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to ge...
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where we're going with this...
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28 hitsYour Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale....
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!...
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26 hitsQ. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...
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65 hitsWhats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!...
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51 hitsWhat's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!...
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33 hitsQ: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....
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35 hitsQ: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First....
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50 hitsQ: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes....
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32 hitsQ: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....
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33 hitsWhy do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!...
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31 hitsWhat's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs....
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down....
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap....
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains....
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30 hitsWhy do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company....
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103 hitsWhat do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....
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29 hitsMan is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...
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29 hitsDid you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...
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27 hitsWhat do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....
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26 hitsWhat's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!...
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29 hitsSo ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barma...
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34 hitsWhy did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....
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123 hitsWhat do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!...
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41 hitsWhat did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."...
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....
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48 hitsQ. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he....
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....
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153 hitsQ.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....
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30 hitsQ: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...
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31 hitsQ: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!...