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A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he ...

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q:...

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny....

Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....

Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter...

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...

How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....

I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......

has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door....

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did he....

Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!...

Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream...

What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who bites off your arm and go's to ge...

The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where we're going with this...

Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale....

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!...

Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...

Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!...

What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!...

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First....

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes....

Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....

Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!...

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs....

Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down....

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap....

Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains....

Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company....

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....

Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?...

Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!...

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth....

Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!...

What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!...

So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barma...

Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!...

What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."...

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....

Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he....

Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on....

Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Bo...

Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...

Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!...

What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!...