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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathl...

This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain m...

And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents do...

What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disrupti...

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to th...

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whod...

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ...

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never ...

A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells...

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She t...

Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails. 2)...

A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyzer...

There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping he got gas on his arm. He...

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponenti...

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the fam...

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in be...

A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book f...

One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later...

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with yo...

Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ...

A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunatel...

The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a fe...

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady b...

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto...

"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah Mc...

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...

10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...

You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus wor...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm. His friend Doug stops him an...

A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers co...

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette. The blonde ...

What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rol...

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, ...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...

Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all o...

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion....

The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questio...

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen...

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him....

Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", ...

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion....

Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets...

There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters sho...

A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. The 50...

The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office "The...