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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem...

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in ...

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe...

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a nav...

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent o...

Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook Timothy M...

** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brake...

As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As...

a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...

When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12...

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decid...

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She sa...

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...

Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible po...

What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amne...

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome an...

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs h...

There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No on...

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and...

Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! ...

If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong...

This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walk...

Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She go...

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...

A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burn...

Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is danger...

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette sto...

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mo...

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when yo...

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch flopp...

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!...

I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointe...

How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The...

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and rese...

Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kis...

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get t...

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u...

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!"...

An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her...

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...