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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, te...

Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Other...

starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence o...

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving two...

A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain ...

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is so...

How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flo...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor...

A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate ...

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower be...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home wit...

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath...

The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...

A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 sho...

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy sessio...

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came t...

Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossi...

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...

A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he nee...

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young ...

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never r...

Yo mama twice the man you are....

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells...

Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at hom...

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause...

A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' event...

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man sai...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem...

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in ...

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise di...

Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe...

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a nav...

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent o...

Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook Timothy M...

** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brake...

As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As...

a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi...

When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12...

Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decid...

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She sa...

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...

Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible po...

What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amne...

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome an...