miscellaneous

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter....

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant...

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!...

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both hav...

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats....

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room....

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl....

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out....

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up....

How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!...

You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window....

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married....

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...

What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner....

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?...

Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?...

Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...

What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!...

How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...

Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....

What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger....

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread....

Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!...

Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!...

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human being....

What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...

Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!...

How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!...

What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!...

Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan....

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!...

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the su...

If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve....

Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken's stuff!...

Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness...

Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick...

What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks are on th...

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!...

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!...

What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit...Answer... The Bucket...

Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....