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Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...

A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head?...

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached...

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second...

I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd g...

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep...

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws h...

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and...

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting...

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling f...

A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...

A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...

Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....

What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....

Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....

I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died....

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change....

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...

what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your ...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on t...

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil....

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"...

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter....

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant...

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!...

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both hav...

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats....

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room....

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl....

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out....

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up....

How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!...

You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window....

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married....

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...

What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner....