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114 hitsMr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...
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114 hitsMr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...
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73 hitsA bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head?...
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57 hitsA bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached...
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49 hitsThere were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second...
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152 hitsI think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd g...
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep...
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35 hitsIf a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...
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118 hitsA snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws h...
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84 hitsA worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and...
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54 hitsTwo golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting...
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46 hitsA neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling f...
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60 hitsA man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...
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126 hitsA couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as...
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46 hitsSeveral nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...
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36 hitsWhy do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change....
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49 hitsYou know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...
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71 hitswhat is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your ...
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on t...
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don't have to beg your wife to blow y...
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61 hitsWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!...
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66 hitsWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil....
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43 hitsYour Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....
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52 hitsQ: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....
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68 hitsQ: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....
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78 hitsQ: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"...
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49 hitsQ: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....
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58 hitsQ: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....
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37 hitsQ: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter....
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48 hitsQ: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant...
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36 hitsQ: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both hav...
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38 hitsQ: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front....
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32 hitsQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....
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64 hitsQ: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats....
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185 hitsQ: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl....
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45 hitsWhat happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out....
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100 hitsHow can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up....
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50 hitsHow do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!...
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64 hitsYou know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures....
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window....
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43 hitsWhat do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....
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52 hitsWhat is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married....
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170 hitsWhat usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...
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41 hitsWhat piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner....