Miscellaneous Jokes

Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and dis...

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and disc...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man ...

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened....

Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the Euro...

A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; bu...

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind hi...

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The...

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succes...

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids...

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car....

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down n...

A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.Thinki...

How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by her...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his...

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...

Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On...

A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not e...

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length ...

Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can...

Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter ...

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm bl...