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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper repor...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second...

William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he an...

A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "W...

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. T...

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...

A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip ...

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell....

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone r...

Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bri...

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...

Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...

What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.......

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....

Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....

Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart....

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...

Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...

Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl....

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step....

When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots....

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!...

Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer....

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue!...

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!...

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN...

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck...

Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall....

What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!...

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...

The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1(ATTENTION... if you don't get it, seek ...

Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the hormonica!...

What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong...

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"...

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her...

Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a...

How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!...

Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!...

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!...

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one p...

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of seme...

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers....

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them....

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me....

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!...