Miscellaneous Jokes

Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock...

Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During...

How to identify a Canadian driver:1. - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL2. - One hand on...

On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great co...

A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask. Well it's really simple....

Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...

Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing be...

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny ...

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender mi...

Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender M...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Fe...

A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proce...

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone r...

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...

Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...

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My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I...

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beau...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What wa...

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs an...

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs h...

***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. "I finished the Oreos." 16. "Not to imp...

There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.We...

Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...