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Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and b...

A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her wh...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawye...

A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had si...

I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an...

Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming ...

Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no bus...

What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....

If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...

Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test....

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars....

Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!...

TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUC...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...

When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."...

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm s...

What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...

What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said ...

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is i...

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A: "'Debbie'. . . th...

What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls....

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...

Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his cof...

Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback....

Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland...

Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight....

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel....

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken....

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because m...

Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker...

How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!...

What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells....

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...

Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...

Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140...

Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!...

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...