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A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...

"And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife r...

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee...

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallow...

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, ...

What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...

How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubb...

What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints wou...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...

What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!...

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...

How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them....

Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while....

Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say....

How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....

Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it....

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do....

How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings....

How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!...

What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!...

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again....

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?...

Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know....

What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!...

Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!...

Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do....

What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!...

Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says,...

Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyo...

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little ...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game....

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her w...

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin o...

The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid s...

A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, instantly she di...

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to...

My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s...

All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that...

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the cler...

An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he h...

One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet...

There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one...

What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They b...

Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000"...

An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her c...