Miscellaneous Jokes

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar...

There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes and t...

Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any s...

There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is th...

A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells ...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceili...

what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don't have to beg your wife to blow your ...

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"...

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?...

Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And...

Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!...

1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twi...

You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."A...

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her cl...

What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....

"Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By:...

A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book f...

by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis...

"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris re...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick....

Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Rol...

Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a good...