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Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...

Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If...

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and ...

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small...

Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who apprec...

A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received ...

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's...

Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To...

A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined,...

Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...

What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the othe...

Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his...

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills....

How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!...

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - ...

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a reall...

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They're doing research on black holes....

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car....

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her cor...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!...

Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool....

Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medicati...

Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match....

Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?...

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!...

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...

Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have ki...

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their ...

"And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife r...

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee...

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!...

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...

You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallow...

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, ...

What's the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on o...

How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper....

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubb...

What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints wou...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...

What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!...

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...

How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them....

Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while....

Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say....

How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....

Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it....