miscellaneous

Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!...

2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other, "You're good today, how am...

What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?...

How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...

If Atheists don't belive in God......can they get insured for an act of god?...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall....

What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don't do dick...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the longface?"...

Q. - How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. - Put velcro on the ceiling....

When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the ...

Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell....

What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...

What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!...

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw....

What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes....

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!...

Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn't see the Ewe turn!...

What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!...

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook....

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room....

Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!...

What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married...

What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!...

The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first ...

Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?...

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!...

Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?...

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!...

What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!...

How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...

"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...

What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse peopl...

What does "WIFE" stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment...

What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....

Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not e...

Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers...

Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!...

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it....

How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!...

Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"...

Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings.....

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil......

Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to ...

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!...

What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!...

Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because a...

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of ...