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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character ...

Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could get lai...

The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her h...

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife do...

A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gyn...

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him do...

The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that mo...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his coll...

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, the...

What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just wat...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on...

After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!...

You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get ou...

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think...

OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape....

Yo mama middle name is Rambo....

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on....

Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating...

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give ...

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have...

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to ...

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jump...

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought th...

Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...

John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," h...

A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...

Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for not...

What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch o...

I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the ...

Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to...

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her ...

A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and wh...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blond...

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...

Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon ...

Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place t...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and...

"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from V...

Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O...

We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...

Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around ura...