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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."...

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound....

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone....

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine....

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!...

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!...

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ...

A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I ...

Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzek...

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say i...

A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether ...

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A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor e...

This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What ...

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the...

Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one s...

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots....

Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do y...

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time....

How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care....

Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!...

If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name ...

If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?Euro...

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them....

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo....

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said...

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character ...

Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could get lai...

The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her h...

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife do...

A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gyn...

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and...

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him do...

The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that mo...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his coll...

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, the...

What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just wat...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on...

After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m...

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....