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Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!...

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas...

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one s...

"I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing...

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle....

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just g...

Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person...

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...

Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and o...

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!...

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday....

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray....

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck....

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear....

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals....

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th...

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick's Day ever...

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...

So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "W...

Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dar...

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Mo...

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo....

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it....

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice....

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."...

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound....

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone....

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine....

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!...

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!...

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ...

A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I ...

Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzek...

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say i...

A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether ...

For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000....

A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor e...

This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What ...

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the...

Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's...

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one s...