miscellaneous

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat....

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot....

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar....

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!...

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!...

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"...

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is....

Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: "Leave it to Beaver."...

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!...

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope....

Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions....

What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds....

How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?He never had to date one....

How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they'...

What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced...

Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...

What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!...

What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....

What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!...

Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husband...

Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"...

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg....

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....

How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T...

I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."...

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school....

What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!...

Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...

Don't be sexist... broads hate that!...

What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?Snowballs!...

Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!...

A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas...

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one s...

"I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...

A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing...

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle....

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just g...

Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person...

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro...

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building wi...

Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to screw it in, and o...

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!...

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday....

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray....

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck....

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear....