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Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt.... MOO!!...

What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck....

Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s....

Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...

Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!...

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!...

How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!...

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....

One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neithe...

And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...

A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window ...

"So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be ...

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His ...

When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on ...

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on the...

What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two...

Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and childre...

The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he y...

A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things ...

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appende...

A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...

A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can...

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a ca...

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten ...

If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The ma...

Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to w...

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two min...

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...

You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u ...

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMar...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetric...

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decid...

Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we...

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting...

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing....

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted a...

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk....

This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in th...

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream of?Being st...

The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...

Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace s...

Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in yo...

Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wron...