miscellaneous

Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women....

What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick....

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took....

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow....

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses....

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....

How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know w...

Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds....

Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....

What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread....

Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....

Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not...

Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."...

You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table....

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....

Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl....

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out....

Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!...

How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it....

Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter....

Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!...

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!...

Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!...

Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!...

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed....

What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69'ing?OdorEaters!!!...

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."...

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...

Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike....

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt.... MOO!!...

What's the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck....

Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the "W"s....

Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!...

Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!...

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!...

How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!...

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."...

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....

One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neithe...

And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...

A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window ...

"So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be ...

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His ...

When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on ...

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on the...

What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two...

Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and childre...