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Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During...

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At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day....

My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados....

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth...

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fl...

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. All residents may be fined as a result of not owni...

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealou...

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. ...

A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, i...

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and...

Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiia...

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a ca...

What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!...

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you ge...

A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The o...

I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long a...

A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he d...

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like tryin...

An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time a...

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth... a...

There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman'...

The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u...

There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is th...

A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment,...

The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown.So Lets Al...

A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in h...

While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...

Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied,...

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to dri...

On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs fir...

Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!...

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...

Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."...

What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes....

Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!...

What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!...

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)...

Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!...

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!...

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground....

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and sh...

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to yo...

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository....