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For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries ...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...

Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter i...

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Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after...

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...

1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "S...

Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to m...

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth AshleyMany a man ow...

Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's...

Women's Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE... DRINK17... Winecoolers25... White wine35... Red wine48... ...

The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at lea...

The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - T...

Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he at...

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B...

Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because...

DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of ...

The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids wer...

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, t...

To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the...

Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in Wichita, Kansas, ar...

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inse...

How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according t...

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off...

If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will...

MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her ...

Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country ...

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work t...

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for t...

TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.2. Practice Safe S...

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's jud...

Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided...

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, s...

ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before...

Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little "If ...

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering i...

30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...

Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, sho...

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of yo...

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. ...

I give all of these people a DUH! - DOH! - & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWAR...

Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase wom...

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston M...

Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ......... A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A Zen koan is ........> A...

Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute o...

This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college...

PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the...

*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a...

CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am v...