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There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...

This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blow...

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...

Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroo...

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!...

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens."...

Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them bronzed....

Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!...

Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men coul...

There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a lea...

Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some part...

Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on...

Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff...

Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!...

Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their ch...

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks....

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"...

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to s...

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe....

Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft....

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious....

2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING..... WOULDN'T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??...

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt ...

How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!...

What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!...

Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!...

Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too....

Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."...

Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger....

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!...

What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!...

What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!...

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!...

Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath....

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...

Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice....

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading....

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes....

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck....

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block....

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers....