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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relati...

- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama'...

A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet...

Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to re...

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kind...

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeti...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic s...

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO AL...

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?Why ...

1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, y...

When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedH...

Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three...

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them...

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a f...

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept O...

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in jus...

A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets ...

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, ...

A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tom...

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he...

Ancient History Explained...A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on i...

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class se...

A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...

The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't fi...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes...

A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zo...

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn...

Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. ...

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they call pastors in Germany?A....

Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...

You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the...

There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...

THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy ...

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ...

A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of ...

A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a...

The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everythin...

Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter said "Sorry, only Ch...

A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run...

A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...

Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who'...

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats him...

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before th...

This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doct...

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and thin...

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week ...

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he...