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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchc...

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family port...

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks...

How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cockta...

Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out,...

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...

Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was s...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, bu...

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a for...

3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked into the office . The inter...

*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanimate object...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon ...

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter a...

One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Ma...

This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast...

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticke...

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and linger...

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor tol...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third ...

A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'l...

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, som...

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk...

The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going ...

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policema...

A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-s...

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fon...

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the tic...

A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more...

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the...

One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unf...

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: Ho...

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and re...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and rea...

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: s...

The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis haircut, he asked h...

The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother...

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officia...

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...

10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thin...

There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on their pedastals for 50...

The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse...

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Cok...

Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful...