Miscellaneous Jokes

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pi...

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fis...

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so...

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick ...

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redn...

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-ga...

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed...

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!...

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs...

TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know w...

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...

10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s h...

01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is ...

"Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed T...

While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light. You see his sleigh ...

Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge." "H...

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what...

10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thin...

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding choco...

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. ...