military jokes

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breakin...

This was a one panel cartoon in "Aboriginal Science Fiction."

On the bridge of a fl...

(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.) <...

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered ano...

A soldier comes back from the Iraq war after two years to find that his wife has just had a baby...

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of ...

|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...

|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...

An American paratrooper jumped out of a plain. But his parachute did not open. Falling to the gr...

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range
had been canceled for the second year i...

|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry...

Andrea was telling me about her brother, when he was a soldier serving overseas, how when he was...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of pap...

A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom. When they finish, the sailor says,"In the navy, they ...

|First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...

Hall's Laws of Politics: 1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending. 2) Citizens want ho...

Yo mama so fat, the military could just drop -her- on Iraq and end the war....

John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the U.S. Army. He served for 20 years...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving
down a muddy back road encountered another...

|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that ...

1. The cucumber has left the salad.2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is han...

Because the husband had just gotten home from a six-month tour of duty,
the husband and w...

There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from his mother and after...

A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Were you in the service?" ask the interview...

|Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoo...

John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and entered the US Army. He served for 20 years b...

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were di...

The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a...

A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just
getting fini...

Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battle...

Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian

In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
...

Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the ligh...

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a P...

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...

|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't sp...

|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discuss...

- When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant get...

A Huey Cobra practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise had a problem an...

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new...

|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

"Why, my outfit was so wel...

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and da...

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and da...

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were disc...

You might just be white trash if ...

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getti...

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed
of working since a young boy. He was ...

The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly hi...

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
...