military jokes

|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are ...

Q: What are the administration's favorite words in foreign policy?
A: We have not ruled out m...

Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.

A U.S. Army survival manual tells how a stranded serviceman should deal
with the inhabita...

The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking a...

The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an e...

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret....

- What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then ...

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them....

How do you Sink an Irish Submarine?Knock on the Door....

Q: Definition of Marine

A: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret....

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better...

Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T T...

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble....

How do you sink a polish submarine?Put it in water...

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to te...

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it take...

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where ...

Your mama so fat that everytime a hurricane comes, the army sends her out to sea to create a wal...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck...

What army really means...





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I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...

A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffl...

- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that ...

A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes, troopers ...

A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send the...

Q: Who should Clinton have used to overthrow Haiti's military?
A: John Elway....

|You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simp...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simp...

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and ...

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choic...

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not p...

Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a...

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet....

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey....

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador...

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the se...

Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for onl...

- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a ...

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging a...

Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"...

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and...

SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC ...

During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first bat...

|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...

|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...

A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able t...