Military Jokes

An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Prett...

(Article from Edinburgh University's MIDWEEK Student Magazine,
by Graeme MacDonald.)

The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times be...

A software engineer, hardware engineer and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting i...

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Being an Evil ...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of pap...

Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or...

A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able t...

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN
OFFICE IN LONDON--written from...

(I heard this from my stepso...

A young man who had just recently joined the Marines had lost his rifle on the day before a big ...

|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alie...

(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.) <...

|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose
after you g...

|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...

After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander
was addressing some tr...

|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a k...

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. The...

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.

One sat...

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day whi...

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...