Military Jokes


  • (Article from Edinburgh University's MIDWEEK Student Magazine,
    by Graeme MacDonald.)


  • MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN
    OFFICE IN LONDON--written from...

  • A Paratrooper's First Jump

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    (I heard this from my stepso...

  • A young naval student

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    |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...

  • Aliens among us

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    (and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
    a try though.) <...

  • An inferiority complex

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    |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...

  • Apologizing to China

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    |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

  • Army fitness report

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    |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...

  • Army needs new recruits

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    |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...

  • Army Nurse

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    Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a k...

  • Battles on the sea

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    |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...

  • Become more effective

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    |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...

  • Brag about parents

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    |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...

  • Bragging about old times

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    |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...

  • Bragging about old times

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    Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

    "Why, my outfit was so wel...

  • Bring some more ammo

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    |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...

  • Change your course now

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    |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...

  • China blames America

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    |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...

  • Chinese learned this

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    |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

  • Chinese plane crash

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    |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

  • Choose a punishment

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    |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...

  • Commanding the dumb

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    |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...

  • Convince these students

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    |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...

  • Daddy is going to war

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    |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...

  • Digging

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    Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels
    and told to bury a large, dead a...


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