Military Jokes

(Article from Edinburgh University's MIDWEEK Student Magazine,
by Graeme MacDonald.)

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN
OFFICE IN LONDON--written from...

(I heard this from my stepso...

|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...

(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.) <...

|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...

|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a k...

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...

|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...

|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...

|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

"Why, my outfit was so wel...

|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...

|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...

|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...

|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...

|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...

|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...

Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels
and told to bury a large, dead a...