Men Jokes

  • 50-50 relationship

    rating0 Men Jokes 15 hits

    What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...

  • 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...

  • 82 year old man

    rating0 Men Jokes 23 hits

    An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...

  • About last night

    rating0 Men Jokes 20 hits

    After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...

  • All Aboard

    rating0 Men Jokes 29 hits

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...

  • Black widow spiders

    rating0 Men Jokes 21 hits

    Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....

  • blonde

    rating0 Men Jokes 17 hits

    Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...

  • Computer Diagnosis

    rating0 Men Jokes 14 hits

    One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...

  • Ears lookin at you!

    rating0 Men Jokes 21 hits

    A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...

  • Friends

    rating0 Men Jokes 17 hits

    Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...

  • Gonna Get Lucky

    rating0 Men Jokes 13 hits

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...

  • If Men made the Rules

    rating0 Men Jokes 22 hits

    1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...

  • Men and blondes

    rating0 Men Jokes 24 hits

    Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....

  • Men Are Like Toilets..

    rating0 Men Jokes 27 hits

    Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...

  • Men at 35..

    rating0 Men Jokes 24 hits

    A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....

  • men chasing women

    rating0 Men Jokes 24 hits

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...

  • Men Don't Like Safe Sex

    rating0 Men Jokes 22 hits

    What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....

  • Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...

  • New scientific element : MAN

    rating0 Men Jokes 15 hits

    Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...

  • seconds to live

    rating0 Men Jokes 14 hits

    Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...

  • Sewage, Oh no

    rating0 Men Jokes 17 hits

    When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...

  • sperm

    rating0 Men Jokes 24 hits

    Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...

  • The 2 P's

    rating0 Men Jokes 23 hits

    What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...

  • The Wrong Way

    rating0 Men Jokes 22 hits

    As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...

  • what men hear when women speak

    rating0 Men Jokes 19 hits

    What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...


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