Men Jokes

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j...

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....

Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i...

Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null...

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company....

Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!...

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children....

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...

What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard....

Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."...

Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature...

Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die...

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...

Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u...

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t...