Men Jokes

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....

why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...

Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....

Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...

Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...

Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...

Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION...

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...