Men Jokes

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...

Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear...

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...

In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t...

Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out...

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him...

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...

Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...

Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highl...

Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...

How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...

How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...

Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....