medicine

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like


Chinese ...

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y...

The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...

"give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...

Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the Ne...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes ...

This is from the February 1991 Reader's Digest ("Laughter, the Best
Medicine"),

The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination...

Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)
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An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...

Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she
replied that s...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....

How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she ...

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study ...

Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an append...

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the fuzzy language...

This man is suffering from extreme headaches so he
goes to his doctor.

Man:...

The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...

Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...

When his wife's snoring woke him for the third straight night, Harry went to the bathroom medici...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...

After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and...

Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...

"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the ps...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...

What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....

What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....

A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she w...