medicine

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...

A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...

Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....

What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the ...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...

The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It`s very important that you
take this medicine exac...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home wit...

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...

Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he...

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...

So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...

Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?

Doughnut seeds!

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...

Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...

One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her b...

I noticed Warren Christopher had to seek treatment for a bleeding ulcer while in Ottawa, Ontario...

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran

some

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like


Chinese ...

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y...

The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.

The doc ran some tests and...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...

"give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...

Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the Ne...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes ...

This is from the February 1991 Reader's Digest ("Laughter, the Best
Medicine"),