Medicine Jokes

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...

A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...

A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...

A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....

A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...

A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...

A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...