Medical jokes Jokes

  • A

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    A
    woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
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  • Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

    Doctor: W...

  • A very interesting fact

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    Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

    Larry: Shhh,...

  • An invisible man is here to see you

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    Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

    Doctor: Tell him I can't s...

  • Bad temper problem

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    Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with...

  • Did you ever have this before?

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    Doctor: Have you ever had this before?

    Patient: Yes.

    Doctor: Well, you've got it a...

  • Do you have a solution?

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    A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

    Patient: Doctor, I have yello...

  • Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!

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    Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

    Doctor: How do you feel?

    Patient: A...

  • Get me an ambulence now

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    A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

    Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulanc...

  • Help me with my hair doctor

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    Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

    Doctor: A shoebo...

  • Is she feeling any better?

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    Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

    Nurse...

  • Problems remembering

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    Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

    Doctor: S...


  • 1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.

    Involvement with the patient's su...

  • What should I do then?

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    Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?

    Doctor: Sel...

  • Would you please do me a favor?

    rating0 Medical jokes 49 hits


    A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.

    Dentist: Could you he...


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