Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Weddi...
marriage jokes
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....
Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.
John: I didn't sl...A very desperate marriage
Marriage Jokes
181 hits|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?...
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his yea...
Their are three rings that make up a marriage:
engagement ring, wedding ring, su...How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a cr...
How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
LOVE - When...
How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
LOVE - W...
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind....
How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
Love When your eyes
mee...Marriage Lessons
Miscellaneous
99 hitsOn their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his f...
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...
I met a man who had been married for 66 years. 'Amazing. 66 years!' I said.' What's the secret t...
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them....
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy...
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov...
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper....
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife...
Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one....
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband....
Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!...
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way....
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke...Definition of Marriage
Animal jokes
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry...
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way....Marriage and Cheating
Women Jokes
213 hitsMarriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me....
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie....
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got....
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?...
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them....
He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he w...
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife....
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat....
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems....
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible....
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free....
May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears....
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family....
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present....
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke....
