marriage jokes

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute....

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever....

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno....

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook ope...

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called mar...

I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years....

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity....

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy....

Marriage is a rest period between romances....

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience....

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws....

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marria...

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside ar...

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce....

May you never leave your marriage alive....

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....

|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is perm...

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal ...

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach...

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a...

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll tak...

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.



Marriage is a ceremony th...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph o...

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock....

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence....

Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage....

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo......

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener....

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she wo...

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but sh...

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Weddi...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....

Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.

John: I didn't sl...

|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...

Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?...

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his yea...

Their are three rings that make up a marriage:

engagement ring, wedding ring, su...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a cr...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?



LOVE - When...

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?



LOVE - W...

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind....

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

Love When your eyes
mee...

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his f...

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife deci...

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. 'Amazing. 66 years!' I said.' What's the secret t...

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them....

Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy...

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov...

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper....