Marriage Jokes

|What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...

|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut...

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...

|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te...

|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...

|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. ...

|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.Th...

|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan...

|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon,...

|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been ta...

|At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...

|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasoo...

|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...

|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whethe...

|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her ...

|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had...

|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...

|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was he...

|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...

|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a proble...

|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two time...

|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee...

|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in...

|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Prett...