Love and marriage jokes Jokes

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, wai...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the still...

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the t...

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: Wh...

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: Wh...

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why s...

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly...

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence....

I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years....

And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise....

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called mar...

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is th...

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible....

Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy...

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death....

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any powe...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'?...

I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got....

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?...

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her...

What's new? Most of my wife....

My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them....

Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife...

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first....

Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one....