Little Johnny/Jane jokes Jokes

  • Adam, Eve and Little Johnny

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 95 hits


    In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little ...

  • Bart's Lines

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 142 hits


    On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can occasionally be seen writing on the blackboard as...

  • Blueberry Hill

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 131 hits


    Little Johnny walked into his class and the teacher asked where he had been. he replied, "On blu...

  • Boy and Girl Differences

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 94 hits


    Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...

  • Bubbles

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 154 hits


    Want to hear a clean joke? Little Johnny took a bath with bubbles.

    Want to hear a d...

  • Cleaning the Outhouse

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 82 hits


    Little Johnny ran into the house one day and exclaimed to his mother:"Mom! I found a way to clea...

  • Contagious

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 133 hits


    A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.

    Roland, the class swot, gets up and...

  • Death of an Eel

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 86 hits


    Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing ...

  • Eating Worms

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 123 hits


    Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, in desperation, took him to the psychiatrist, who t...

  • Five Birds

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 131 hits


    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, ho...

  • Horsey rides

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 107 hits


    That little bastard Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in ...

  • I Like Your Thinking...

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 87 hits


    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, ho...

  • In the navy

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 125 hits


    'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants...

  • Johnny

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 150 hits


    Little Johnny is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentall...

  • Jonny get the goods

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 91 hits


    Little Johnny was walking down the road one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch ro...

  • Jonnys Been Lucky

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 90 hits


    Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ...

  • Just The Treatment

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 84 hits


    A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor.

    As they spoke, her Little Johnny...

  • Learning differences

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 60 hits


    Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...

  • Lesson in politics (adult theme)

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 74 hits


    Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me a...

  • Little Jane climbs a tree...

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 76 hits


    Little Jane came home from school and said, "Mommy mommy guess what? These boys wanted me to cli...

  • Little Johnny and Christmas

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 75 hits


    It was December 31st and Little Johnnys dad had just come back from his business trip When he go...

  • Little Johnny at the neighbors...

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 82 hits


    Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

    Unfortunately, the little baby was b...

  • Little Johnny is in class.

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 67 hits


    Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through
    the alphabet, having each child ...

  • Little Johnny on the Farm!

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 63 hits


    Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked i...

  • Little Johnny Sees Them Naked

    rating0 Little Johnny/Jane jokes 86 hits


    Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little ...


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