lightbulb jokes

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two, but it has to be a prett...

Q: How many medical students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They are too bus...

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One always leaves in ...

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six. One to hold the bulb and ...

Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The invisi...

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Three - one to change th...

Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends, which household...

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It's left to the...

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: "The user can work it...

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (Cue typical indign...

Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None--Hanover doesn't...

Q: How many Penn students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but he'll make sure...

Q: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One--and that's what his...

Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to scr...

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Just one, and they'll use a ...

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: Two...but I d...

Q: How many Paul Daniels does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. "And that's magic !"...

How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None -- they don't want to be enlightened...

Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, at least until we get s...

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It can't be done. They only...

Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They are too "...

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but if he changes it, ...

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Look, ask me when I get ba...

Q: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They prefer everything all ...

Q: How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1.00000000001...

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How long have you been ha...

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: They concern themselves ...

Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Less and less a...

Q: How many futurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. He just takes the ol...

Q: How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. "I'm not changing a ...

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's what research stu...

Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and...

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Well, you have to remember t...

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injur...

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One t...

Q: How many counter-tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, and four wom...

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: An infinitely growing...

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Capricorns can't affor...

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One--but Bill Gates m...

Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four...

Q: How many football managers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Well, it would only t...

Q: How many John Majors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to not do anything ...

Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: "Well, we have ...

Q: How many Liverpool supporters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 96. One to change ...

Q: How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, b...

Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it...

How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? "You want me to change the lightbu...

Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four--one to r...

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Th...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...