lightbulb jokes

Q: How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50. They all s...

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to analyze the hist...

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 565. 1 to put in a tr...

Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. One to remove t...

Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. One to remove th...

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not rea...

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light...

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and a...

Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
A: 220! One to...

Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of lig...

Q: How many NHS hospital staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. Person (1) repor...

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to ch...

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take ...

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb?

A: The lightbulb is smarter...

Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?<...

Q: How many Reaganists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten: One to deny that the bul...

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Four hundred and s...

Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Tauruses don't like to c...

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to form a Parlia...

Q: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed socket?
A: There i...

QUESTION: How many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Charismatics: ...

QUESTION: How many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Charismatics: ...

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He ...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he's never arou...

One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block....

Who wants to know?...

how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Please let us know!...

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many?...

Q: How many CND supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They won't, becaus...

Q: What if you have *two* dead bulbs?
A: They replace your fuse box....

Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 51. One to...

Ten-one to do it and nine to document it....

None, because they never get the house!

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Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to do it and the...

How many do you think it takes?...

None. Thats what rednecks are for.
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Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they don't get ...

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he has to go ...

Q: How many people at a chess tournament does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Here is the...

How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."...

None. It's much easier to cry in the dark....

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1-3, alpha = .05...

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, but I c...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, to yell for Daddy!...

None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....

One, but it will take 4 episodes....

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're real...

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. We have the hous...

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in...