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|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement i...

|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight f...

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...

What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....

TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY...

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 b...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbl...

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...

What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....

A lawyer charged a client $500.00 for legal services. The client paid him with crisp new $100.00...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had
called her...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?

A: Although married people fax quite often, ...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?

A: Although married people fax quite oft...

Bush legal team sues Santa Claus

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A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal t...

Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...

Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres...

An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bott...

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The...

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig....

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...

Top ten reasons why hockey is better than sex - seen in a collegiate women's hockey club program...

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher reco...

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a...

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of
having a wi...

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mis...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher reco...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...