legal

Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...

Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HAR...

(in light of recent happenings in the legal/computer world)
New t-shirt design, for Apple...

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles...

What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....

Recent Generations Compared:

1940 generation 1965 generation ...

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played o...

Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...

What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight f...

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT...

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...

An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he c...

|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...

Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes m...

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...

It's legal to play hockey professionally.
The puck is always hard.
Protective equipm...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight f...

|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where ...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...

So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hu...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

The old legal lions gave them a...

|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement i...

|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight f...

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...

What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....

TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY...

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 b...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbl...

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...

What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....