lawyer jokes

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to ...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's ch...

lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer le...

The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at th...

A butcher was minding his store one day, when a dog ran in and stole a cut of meat off his count...

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving....

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope....

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date...

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept comi...

Q: What do you get when you cross the ...

The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him ...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a ...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a ...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a ...

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...

|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the bod...

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street t...

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass...

A lawyer was duck hunting in Montana recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field t...

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the bod...

Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Patiyala to New Delhi. The law...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He gradua...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.

The lawyer, seeing t...

A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, ...

|Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The ...

|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick....

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong...

Q. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A. Cut the rope....

How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope.....

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back ...

From 'Operating System Concepts, 3rd Edition' by A. Silbershatz, J.
Peterson, and P. Galv...

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pear...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bag of fertilizer?

One's a bag of cr...

A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side ...

A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have ...

Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and...

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?"

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely ...

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I object, Yo...

Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman
walking towards th...

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the t...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this
creative defense: "My client mere...