lawyer jokes

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He st...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared.

The Devil ...

Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?
A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like ...

One
afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two ...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...

Q. What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

A. He stands taller and straighter....

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

A: Because people could ...

Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink.
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator....

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by ...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my ho...

|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my hou...

|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the r...

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinto...

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inse...

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to ...

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to ...

What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist say...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross
over the white line ...

A New Orleans lawyer needed 75 stitches after a two-metre shark
in a restaurant aquarium ...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, "...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashe...

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before he hits the water....

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?

A: Lipstick....

How do you know when a ventriloquist lawyer is lying?

His lips aren't moving....

How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?



Shoot him before he hits the wa...

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He sto...

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have...

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have ...

|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f...

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles...

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, th...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?



A: n...

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I...

Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub i...

Witness: "Well, I think ..."

Lawyer: "Don't think! In this court you tell what you ...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it...