lawyer jokes

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...

A big time lawyer from New York went duck huting in Kansas. He shot a duck while it was in the a...

A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.



They referred i...

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to...

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the ...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher...

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from...

Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an u...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...

|A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil ...

Q: How do you know if a lawyer is lieing



A: If his mouth moves....

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have yo...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

The first law...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?



Answer...

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose thi...

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a ...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. ...

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between th...

Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...

Court scene: 1st Lawyer: You're a fool 2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool. Judge : As the learne...

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just ke...

A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...

A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held ...

Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a c...

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He st...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared.

The Devil ...

Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?
A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like ...

One
afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two ...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...

Q. What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

A. He stands taller and straighter....

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

A: Because people could ...

Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?
A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink.
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A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator....

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by ...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my ho...

|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead ...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my hou...

|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the r...

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...