lawyer jokes

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

A: When a busload of ...

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While
several of the ...

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

A lawyer charged a client $500.00 for legal services. The client paid him with crisp new $100.00...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneadi...

A lawyer needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45 minutes was done and all...

** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable ...

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.

L...

Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely blond woman in a skimpy bikini walks by.

L...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast o...

|You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 fo...

Why is a lawyer worse than a tapeworm?

because a lawyer continues sucking you even wh...

|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An impossibility.

Q: What do you get when yo...

Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loophol...

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off ...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.



T...

A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.



The gifts were sle...

A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably i...

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense...

What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.
...

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!...

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his as...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahe...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off...

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...

A big time lawyer from New York went duck huting in Kansas. He shot a duck while it was in the a...

A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.



They referred i...

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to...

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the ...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher...

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from...

Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an u...

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off t...

|A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil ...

Q: How do you know if a lawyer is lieing



A: If his mouth moves....

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have yo...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

The first law...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?



Answer...

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose thi...

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...